McCain Goes to Buy Coffee

The man likes to live high on the hog.

Yesterday we found out that ultrarich John McCain has a home in every state and most foreign countries -- still working on a little villa in Georgia -- and today we hear that it takes a nine car motorcade for him to go to Starbucks! That last point is serious. When he goes out for coffee, he really goes out for coffee!

McCain, who huddled with advisors at his desert compound in Sedona, Ariz., said nothing in public. A nine-car motorcade took him to a nearby Starbucks early in the morning, where he ordered a large cappuccino. McCain otherwise avoided reporters.

So what would that be, like a $5,000 cup of coffee? A better way might be just stay wherever you presently are -- no doubt at one of your homes -- and send someone out for coffee. Then your cost is brought down to whatever a cappuccino costs at Starbucks, under 10 bucks.

Obama's Middle Class

John McCain is so far out of touch, you throw him a lifeline and he'll never catch it.

McCain spokesman, Brian Rogers, never one to be fair, said about Obama: "Does a guy who made more than $4 million last year, just got back from vacation on a private beach in Hawaii and bought his own million-dollar mansion with the help of a convicted felon really want to get into a debate about houses?"

More than $4 million is doubtless less than $5 million or they would've said that. So, according to McCain definition of rich as making $5 million a year, Obama's strictly middle class.

And, ewwww, vacation in Hawaii. That's really out of reach for the average Senator. About the convicted felon bit, if Obama is so well-to-do, obviously he wouldn't need any help buying a house, in actual truth.

McCain is definitely sleazy and out of touch. We need to send this guy packing, back to whichever of his mansions he chooses to go.

McCain Doesn't Know How Many Houses He Owns

How rich is John McCain? So rich he can't even say!

In the faith forum the other night he was so out of touch he thought middle class incomes were in the $2 million range, since he defined "rich" as having a $5 million income.

But houses? Is he so filthy rich and above us that he can't even remember how many houses he owns? That would be a tough thing to forget, unless your place is so far above everyone else that nothing really matters. But that's what he says:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.

"I think - I'll have my staff get to you," McCain told us in Las Cruces, N.M. "It's condominiums where - I'll have them get to you."

The correct answer is at least four, located in Arizona, California and Virginia, according to his staff. Newsweek estimated this summer that the couple owns at least seven properties.

It's time to arrange a personal tour for McCain, of his own homes! And keep him out of the White House, which to him would just be one more.