Congressman Refuses To Dignify Man By Peeing On Him

Here's one you don't hear everyday!

Rep. Pete "Peter" Stark (D-CA) heard from a constituent at one of the town hall meetings. The guys said to him, "Mr. Congressman, don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

Stark responded in the starkest terms, "I wouldn't dignify you by peeing on your leg. It wouldn't be worth wasting the urine."

Confidential to the constituent: Someone can be peeing on your leg and it can be raining at the same time.