Jester Scorpion Bacon

Who needs to go outside and see shapes in the clouds when you can stay in and look at your breakfast? This was what popped up today on my plate, a weird shaped piece of bacon that somehow felt worthy of a picture. That's rare!

This was a premo brand, too, and it came out of the pack kind of messed and twisted around. It was Oscar Mayer Hearty Thick Cut bacon, the first time I've ever bought it. It's usually higher priced, like about a dollar a pack more, but it was on sale this week.

Good bacon, maybe packed a little haphazardly!