Sunday, March 08, 2009


Michelle, ma belle, these are words that go together well.

Everywhere I look, Michelle. The places I'm looking are the grocery store, and she's the cover girl du jour. Michelle must be spending five or six hours every day getting gussied up for photo shoots. She needs clothes of palinesque quantity to keep up the constant variety.

But there's one place she's not keeping covered -- and more power to her -- her arms. Are people so picky, so easily offended that we shouldn't be looking at someone's arms now? It seems like a fairly public part of the human body, after all. Michelle has a right to bare arms, like all of us. The Second Amendment.

She's a great looker. Very appealing. President Obama has a spring in his step whenever he's around her. Who wouldn't?

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