Honk If You've Been Groped By Eric Massa

Honestly, I can't believe people go around groping one another. Isn't there a first date rule on stuff like this, dining, dancing, flowers, groping?

I don't want to say too much about myself, but I never liked the idea of showering with others in P.E. Speaking for myself, the chances of anything happening there were zero or less. But I'm not a Congressman, I don't have that immediate thought that I'm God's gift to other nude people.

It's my opinion that if you're going to be in Congress, you really have to watch your reputation. The amount of stuff that these guys get away with before they get caught boggles the mind.