Not A Citizen Of The World

Newt Gingrich is headed for outer space. He just announced that he's not "a citizen of the world." You read that right, he is not (that's a big negatory) a citizen of the world.

This means we have our first politician astronaut since John Glenn. And the faster Newt ships out, back to Mars or Rigel 7, the happier the rest of us will be.

Newt has caused nothing but trouble on planet Earth, and now we know why. He's an alien from some other planet and was sent here to cause grief.

Maybe we need a super special Gitmo for space aliens like him.