Grandma Slump Today

I'm highlighting my own Grandma Slump blog today. It has, I think, exactly one reader besides me, and that's the Google Index Spider. I think the whole story about John McCain being a serial adulterer with animate and inanimate objects, men, women, and probably alien lifeforms, is worth thinking about. Can we really afford to be hosing down the Oval Office that often?

Grandma doesn't know a thing about it, and that's the way it must stay. But other voters should think long and hard -- if you'll pardon the expression -- before choosing McCain as president.