The Nation Of Texas Looks For Foreign Aid

President Rick Perry of Texas, who recently seceded from the Union, knowing they could do better on their own without the oppressive hand of the United States government, is requesting foreign aid from the United States to help with the swine flu pandemic.

He said, "We will continue to work with our local, state and federal health officials to ensure public safety is protected." What state? What federal? You wanted to be on your own. What better time than a full blown crisis to show what you can do on your own?

It's reported that half the Republicans in Texas want to secede from the United States. How interesting to see them crawling back now.