I Find Dick Cheney Offensive

Where is that hallowed hiding place this criminal spent the last eight years? Can we broaden the perks of the ex-vice presidency to allow him to go there again, burrow in, and never reappear. I'll chip in 20 bucks if Dick Cheney will go there and leave us alone.

This criminal is always popping up his head, trying to tamp down any investigations of his criminal past, of engaging in torture, crimes against humanity.

Now they're doing the least little investigation -- nothing like the full blown no holds barred baring of the truth that we need -- and here he is again, slithered forth from his hole, to object once again.

Cheney says any investigation "offends the hell out of me." You know what, most criminals would probably just as soon no one investigated them. I really would guess that the guy who knocks off a liquor store hopes he'll get away and no one will pursue him.

Come to think of it, I would guess the prisons are full of people who would've liked it if no one pursued and caught them. They probably would've liked it later if they would've dropped all the charges and let them go free. I suppose that's true.

I don't expect Cheney to go to prison -- which is what he likely deserves -- because he's a big time criminal, the kind we can't usually touch. So he's free to get on TV and spout about it. But he ought to at least have the decency to shut his mouth. But of course if he had any decency in the first place he wouldn't be in this predicament.

You know, for a guy who about died of a heart attack in 1999, this guy must've had some great healthcare. We need him as a poster child for healthcare reform. I want whatever healthcare it is that's kept Dick Cheney kicking and doing evil all these years. Still evil after all these years!