John of the Jungle

John McCain thinks he needs to swing in and save the day, which had a way of being saved by others without his interference.

So he gets there -- Watch Out For That Tree -- and Splat! The crisis is already solved!

Now we need to get John of the Jungle scraped off the tree and get him down to Mississippi for the debate.

How anyone sees this flighty gambler as a stable leader is beyond my ability to discern. Let's just get to the election, let him be defeated, and he can go back to whatever craps table he left behind.